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jadefristarz: leyparis: whoruntheworldboys: slowdowncandy: My lil new orleans uptown snack wanna bust one in my car Nice I need to come down there if the dicks look like that. Oh my WHY SHIT LIKE DONT HAPPEN TO ME??????? http://jadefristarz.tumbl
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UPTOWN *HIT
redmetz: (so I was listening to uptown girl by billy joel and I decided to make an au) HERE IS MY UPTOWN GIRL JOSUYASU AU basically josuke is a rich kid from uptown and oku is a local mechanic from downtown Im just gonna put some miscellaneous ideas
g-aesthetic:lahciguapa:azucarcafe:Me at the salon when I get my permHe look like a dominican girl, who just saw her bfs triflin babymom through the shop window, talkn shit but lowkey aint willin to stop gettin her hair done to scrap.That back story is
nowchangedattampon: evanstamika87: hotonu: dmark29: jadefristarz: leyparis: whoruntheworldboys: slowdowncandy: My lil new orleans uptown snack wanna bust one in my car Nice I need to come down there if the dicks look like that. Oh my WHY SHIT
sarahtypeswords: sarahtypeswords: Do you think birds like human songs like we like bird songs? Who am I kidding birds probably love uptown funk
uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
uptown-piff: Tht Lil shit fat
uptown-funky-nuts: illusions0fthemind: huggablepumpkins: That was a hellish 2 minutes of tumblr being down. I know right I was so lost. lmao tumblr used to go down at least 3 times a week for HOURS before they finally got their shit togetherthis
wannabeanimator: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) | Official Trailer What has humanity done to deserve this
travsen: uptown-piff: Some Bronx type shit ⚓
jen-iii:“They call her ‘Beauty’. Heh, Too bad ya can’t see that pretty face of hers, she’ll stab ya in the back before you get the chance. Come’s straight outa nowhere, from shadows or sumthin’. Real sneaky, I heard she robbed old man
